Sample Post-DLC discussion-semi 4th walled.

[hungry_for_justice]

A DLC character? But that makes no sense! We aren't even in a video game. And even if it were, why should I be a downloadable character? I'm a noblewoman and a knight of the Golden Rose! There must be some mistake here...

And why is the main story line about demons? They're filthy, nasty lying creatures with no virtues whatsoever! And their leader the Gigolo Overlord, he's the worst of them all! His crimes will not go unavenged however...

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[hungry_for_fights]

That's just a stereotype.

... And papa is already dead.

[hungry_for_justice]

A demon like you would obviously say such things to make me lower my guard. I will not be so lacking in basic vigilance. You will be under my gaze demon, until you are dead.

...Are you telling me that cruel fate has stolen my chance at revenge from me? That I will never know the satisfaction of combat and the justice of my family's disgrace avenged?

[hungry_for_fights]

Ooh, so you can see me through walls? [She's asking this seriously...]

No, it wasn't fate. It was uncle. But if you want combat, we can always fight!

[hungry_for_justice]

...not yet. But I am working on acquiring a tool to allow me to remain aware of planning and plotting that occurs out of sight.

Uncle...Then it shall be he I shall defeat! Yes, I will wet my spear with his blood and cleave his unworthy head with my axe!

[hungry_for_fights]

Um, but Uncle was killed by a bunch of my siblings when he tried to make himself Overlord.

[hungry_for_justice]

Then who is the new Overlord demon? Tell me so I might slay him!

[hungry_for_fights]

Uh...

Don't you know how to read status screens? I'm the Overlord, now.

[hungry_for_justice]

You...what?

[Belated she realized that she has forgot to read this girl's status screen and does so with wide open eyes.]

The same title...So you will continue the sins of your father! Hellspawn, I will deal with you harshly!

[hungry_for_fights]

H-hey! The title just came to me like this, I didn't do anything to be a gigolo!

Besides, I'm a girl, so I can't be a gigolo.

[hungry_for_justice]

A likely story! You would not have the title had you not earned it!

...what is a gigolo anyway? Not that I am asking you, demon!

[hungry_for_fights]

I had to fight some of my siblings to get the title, but that's just the way the title came. Because that's how papa customized it...

[Well, if she's saying she's not asking Veluna what a gigolo is, she's not going to answer, then...?]

[hungry_for_justice]

Titles don't work like that though! I mean, mother didn't inherit grandfather's titles like that when he died. Stop lying! Tell the truth!

[hungry_for_fights]

Well, that's how it works in the Netherworld!

I guess.

[dependently_independent]

It's an alternate POV game, that kind of thing isn't too-

Oh. You.

[hungry_for_justice]

If there is one thing worse than demons in this world, it is those that cast aside their humanity, monster. You may have addled my wits, last we met, but I have taken precautions since.

[dependently_independent]

And I've probably got some obscure class feature that breaks your precautions wide open. I'm epic-level, doing that sorta crap is kind of natural for me.

[hungry_for_justice]

You are not the only one who has gotten past level 20! It is not a barrier permeable only to demons. And I have searched most diligently for the means to nullify you! And found them, I dare say!

[dependently_independent]

Oh? Do tell. It's been a while since I heard a good heroic brag.

*Skill Trick: Conceal Spellcasting. Nelia won't notice that Megaera just tried a Suggestion spell, successful or not. Megaera will save her immunity bypasses for later.*

[hungry_for_justice]

[Sprang! Whatever she's packing here, it's some serious protection-not epic or artifact level, but specifically designed to negate the negation of any bonuses she might have. And Megaera might miss that +20 to diplomacy ring her target is using now.]

Ah-ah-ah. I do not tell all so easily now. But how are you planning to deal with me if you cannot simply charm your way out of this, ehh?

[dependently_independent]

Well, I could try seeing if your horse is so protected, and cause her to do something embarassing.

Or I could just, you know, leave. You're not interrupting some grand scheme of mine or anything.

Or, I could remember something you may have forgotten, since I didn't use it much last time we met.

[hungry_for_justice]

...Hmmm, but I do not see my mount here at this exact moment, do you?

[Indeed, she seems horseless at the moment, unusual for someone with so many bloody mounted combat feats.]

And I suppose you could leave-but that would be an admission you cannot win, now wouldn't it?

[dependently_independent]

Well of course I'm not going to win a straight fight with a chick with a sword from thirty paces if I don't use some trick up my sleeve.

Oh. Did you know that psionics still work in antimagic fields?

[hungry_for_justice]

...Psionics? Who even uses those rules? And you're a wizard in any case!

[dependently_independent]

Yes. Yes I am.

Belt of Battle, Activate, two charges.

Antimagic Field, centered 50 feet in front of me.

Mental Pinnacle.

If I recall, your code doesn't let you flee from a fight, right?

*Megaera walks in to the area, looking fully confident.*

A Wizard's role in a party is to be Batman. They are prepared for absolutely any situation imaginable, if they can know of it ahead of time. Admittedly this plan was actually for dealing with an evil clone of myself, but whatever works, right?

[hungry_for_justice]

Did you imagine this?

[Nelia whistles-and suddenly, there is 1200 pounds of warhorse standing on top of Megaera, nickering softly. For purposes of comedy, and to avoid broken ribs, there is mud to grip the succubus's face.]

Good girl, Gwaihir. Let us fall back for now, and let her stew in her impotence.