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hungry_for_justiceA DLC character? But that makes no sense! We aren't even in a video game. And even if it were, why should I be a downloadable character? I'm a noblewoman and a knight of the Golden Rose! There must be some mistake here...
And why is the main story line about demons? They're filthy, nasty lying creatures with no virtues whatsoever! And their leader the Gigolo Overlord, he's the worst of them all! His crimes will not go unavenged however...
And why is the main story line about demons? They're filthy, nasty lying creatures with no virtues whatsoever! And their leader the Gigolo Overlord, he's the worst of them all! His crimes will not go unavenged however...
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Date: 2013-05-28 12:32 am (UTC)[Indeed, she seems horseless at the moment, unusual for someone with so many bloody mounted combat feats.]
And I suppose you could leave-but that would be an admission you cannot win, now wouldn't it?
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Date: 2013-05-28 12:38 am (UTC)Oh. Did you know that psionics still work in antimagic fields?
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Date: 2013-05-28 12:48 am (UTC)Belt of Battle, Activate, two charges.
Antimagic Field, centered 50 feet in front of me.
Mental Pinnacle.
If I recall, your code doesn't let you flee from a fight, right?
*Megaera walks in to the area, looking fully confident.*
A Wizard's role in a party is to be Batman. They are prepared for absolutely any situation imaginable, if they can know of it ahead of time. Admittedly this plan was actually for dealing with an evil clone of myself, but whatever works, right?
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Date: 2013-05-28 12:56 am (UTC)[Nelia whistles-and suddenly, there is 1200 pounds of warhorse standing on top of Megaera, nickering softly. For purposes of comedy, and to avoid broken ribs, there is mud to grip the succubus's face.]
Good girl, Gwaihir. Let us fall back for now, and let her stew in her impotence.
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Date: 2013-05-28 01:21 am (UTC)Ego Whip, 23 points.
*Which is a lot of damage to Nelia's Charisma and dazes her. Will save reduces it to quite a bit of damage to Nelia's Charisma.*
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Date: 2013-05-28 01:30 am (UTC)If Megeara is VERY QUICK, she may be able to spot...pointy ears?]
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Date: 2013-05-28 01:32 am (UTC)Oh no you don't, stupid half-elf!
*And then she uses her racial flight to try and chase. Big problem: Nelia's mount is pretty much guaranteed to be faster.*
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Date: 2013-05-28 01:35 am (UTC)*And yes, the Pegasus is faster.*
Elvish blood would be like a blessing compared to my tainted flesh...
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Date: 2013-05-28 01:38 am (UTC)Wait, what about 'tainted flesh'?
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Date: 2013-05-28 01:41 am (UTC)[BATTLEAXE TIME, POWER ATTACK, let's see how high we can drive the damage bonus on this one. Also, those eyes are rather familiar in their color, aren't they?
Nelia has a cloak that allows her to fly just as well as Megaera can btw. Magic items like mad here.]
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Date: 2013-05-28 05:30 am (UTC)*The first swing misses to a duck, while the second strikes home, doing enough to get past her damage resistance and leave a mark.*
How the hell did you get so many magic items?!?!
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Date: 2013-05-28 05:41 pm (UTC)[And since she remains upright and not 'fallen' for breaking the code by lying, she really believes that.
Enjoy 'Smite Evil' by the way.]
As if I would tell you! You will probably just summon your own from the aether!
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Date: 2013-05-28 05:45 pm (UTC)*The Smite Evil does its work for sure - even though Megaera isn't too evil personality-wise, she does have the subtype... However, Megaera toughs out the pain, and grabs her foe, testing if she had an item for negating energy drain - those were pretty expensive, after all...*
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Date: 2013-05-28 05:50 pm (UTC)[She probably doesn't have one of those-but she does have a nasty-high saving throw for defense against such things and a fist that can break your nose.
Also, she has a ton of demonic energy she's totally not using and can give up as a buffer.]
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Date: 2013-05-28 08:34 pm (UTC)*And then, Megaera suddenly swung in... And tried to kiss the girl, to inflict actual negative levels.*
Give up yet?
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Date: 2013-05-28 08:44 pm (UTC)You will not have me like your kind had my mother! I will not be part of your horrible breeding program!
[lol whut]
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Date: 2013-05-28 08:49 pm (UTC)Maximized Shocking Grasp!
*All that nice, high-leveled plate armor suddenly isn't so pleasant, as electricity courses though it.*
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Date: 2013-05-28 09:00 pm (UTC)[Nelia might scream a bit-but she powers through that lightning and grabs onto Megarea with a rather demonic face as the spell courses through her.]
Pain. Is an illusion. Let me show you how it can be ignored.
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Date: 2013-05-28 10:31 pm (UTC)Pain is your body saying "stop doing that," actually.
Maximized Shocking Grasp. Again.
*That is even more electricity.*
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Date: 2013-05-28 10:40 pm (UTC)[More pain. More screaming. More determined grimaces and face of iron routine.]
What is next? Will you disintegrate me? A good clean death. You'll never have one half as clean.
[More hitting Megaera with the axe again. It might not be as accurate as Veluna's sword, but it probably hurts just as much.]
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Date: 2013-05-29 05:20 am (UTC)Not a chance you get anything so clean! I don't care how much it takes, I'll make sure you PAY for calling me a breeder!
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Date: 2013-06-02 07:57 pm (UTC)*The fight continues, since as fast as Megaera moves back, Nelia advances, almost as if she was able to ignore the speed and dexterity penalties of her armor...oh wait, she has a feat for that.
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Date: 2013-06-04 03:04 am (UTC)Oh, REALLY? Should've thought of that BEFORE insulting me and my WIFE!
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Date: 2013-06-04 03:07 am (UTC)*Someone clearly thinks that there is some sort of demonic breeding program to explain the Gigolo Overlord's tendancies. At least, it's clear to her*
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