Sample Post-DLC discussion-semi 4th walled.

[hungry_for_justice]

A DLC character? But that makes no sense! We aren't even in a video game. And even if it were, why should I be a downloadable character? I'm a noblewoman and a knight of the Golden Rose! There must be some mistake here...

And why is the main story line about demons? They're filthy, nasty lying creatures with no virtues whatsoever! And their leader the Gigolo Overlord, he's the worst of them all! His crimes will not go unavenged however...

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[hungry_for_justice]

Then who is the new Overlord demon? Tell me so I might slay him!

[hungry_for_fights]

Uh...

Don't you know how to read status screens? I'm the Overlord, now.

[hungry_for_justice]

You...what?

[Belated she realized that she has forgot to read this girl's status screen and does so with wide open eyes.]

The same title...So you will continue the sins of your father! Hellspawn, I will deal with you harshly!

[hungry_for_fights]

H-hey! The title just came to me like this, I didn't do anything to be a gigolo!

Besides, I'm a girl, so I can't be a gigolo.

[hungry_for_justice]

A likely story! You would not have the title had you not earned it!

...what is a gigolo anyway? Not that I am asking you, demon!

[hungry_for_fights]

I had to fight some of my siblings to get the title, but that's just the way the title came. Because that's how papa customized it...

[Well, if she's saying she's not asking Veluna what a gigolo is, she's not going to answer, then...?]

[hungry_for_justice]

Titles don't work like that though! I mean, mother didn't inherit grandfather's titles like that when he died. Stop lying! Tell the truth!

[hungry_for_fights]

Well, that's how it works in the Netherworld!

I guess.

[hungry_for_justice]

I don't believe you. It's not even a good lie-you must be a terrible demon and a worse overlord not to be able to lie properly.

[A Pegasus trots up with a dictionary in it's mouth and offers it to it's mistress.]

[hungry_for_fights]

You're just jealous because you're DLC.

[hungry_for_justice]

Paladins are not jealous. We are simply assured of our righteousness.

[Flipping pages, flipping pages-]

W-what is the meaning of this?

[hungry_for_fights]

Meaning of... what?

[hungry_for_justice]

Th-tha-Aren't you ashamed to have your title proclaim you to be the prostitute Overlord?

[hungry_for_fights]

I just haven't bothered with getting the Dark Assembly to change it yet.

[hungry_for_justice]

Why not? It's shameful! It reflects poorly on you and everyone else!

[hungry_for_fights]

I didn't think it was that important.

[hungry_for_justice]

It's very important! The very idea that you don't understand this give me fits! So change it now!

[hungry_for_fights]

Why is it so important?

[hungry_for_justice]

It's not important for you to understand why it's so important to me. Just do it demon.

[hungry_for_fights]

But I'm an Overlord, I can't just do whatever somebody tells me just because.

I wouldn't look like a good Overlord if I did.

[hungry_for_justice]

You'll hardly look good when I'm through with you if you don't.

[hungry_for_fights]

Oooh! Do you want to fight?

[hungry_for_justice]

We are always ready to deal a blow to the forces of evil!

[She pounds a fist on her chest, gauntleted hand bouncing off her chestplate. The Pegasus agrees.]

[hungry_for_fights]

Okay!

[Veluna readies her ridiculously huge sword in response]

[hungry_for_justice]

[Mounting up! And she's got a lance from somewhere as well.]

Demon beware! I am Chevalier Nalie de Crécy, Paladin of the Order of the Golden Rose, and for your kind's crimes against my mother, I will have vengeance!