Sample Post-DLC discussion-semi 4th walled.

[hungry_for_justice]

A DLC character? But that makes no sense! We aren't even in a video game. And even if it were, why should I be a downloadable character? I'm a noblewoman and a knight of the Golden Rose! There must be some mistake here...

And why is the main story line about demons? They're filthy, nasty lying creatures with no virtues whatsoever! And their leader the Gigolo Overlord, he's the worst of them all! His crimes will not go unavenged however...

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[hungry_for_justice]

Paladins are not jealous. We are simply assured of our righteousness.

[Flipping pages, flipping pages-]

W-what is the meaning of this?

[hungry_for_fights]

Meaning of... what?

[hungry_for_justice]

Th-tha-Aren't you ashamed to have your title proclaim you to be the prostitute Overlord?

[hungry_for_fights]

I just haven't bothered with getting the Dark Assembly to change it yet.

[hungry_for_justice]

Why not? It's shameful! It reflects poorly on you and everyone else!

[hungry_for_fights]

I didn't think it was that important.

[hungry_for_justice]

It's very important! The very idea that you don't understand this give me fits! So change it now!

[hungry_for_fights]

Why is it so important?

[hungry_for_justice]

It's not important for you to understand why it's so important to me. Just do it demon.

[hungry_for_fights]

But I'm an Overlord, I can't just do whatever somebody tells me just because.

I wouldn't look like a good Overlord if I did.

[hungry_for_justice]

You'll hardly look good when I'm through with you if you don't.

[hungry_for_fights]

Oooh! Do you want to fight?

[hungry_for_justice]

We are always ready to deal a blow to the forces of evil!

[She pounds a fist on her chest, gauntleted hand bouncing off her chestplate. The Pegasus agrees.]

[hungry_for_fights]

Okay!

[Veluna readies her ridiculously huge sword in response]

[hungry_for_justice]

[Mounting up! And she's got a lance from somewhere as well.]

Demon beware! I am Chevalier Nalie de Crécy, Paladin of the Order of the Golden Rose, and for your kind's crimes against my mother, I will have vengeance!

[hungry_for_fights]

Huh?

But... I don't even know who your mother is.

[hungry_for_justice]

Tch, very well, I am the daughter of Marie Louise de Crécy, who is also a paladin of the Golden Rose! And it is in her name, for the slings and arrows she has suffered thanks to your kind, that I do this now.

[hungry_for_fights]

But... I don't use slings or arrows...

[hungry_for_justice]

How unfortunate for you then that I carry Javelins.

[Throwing spears from horseback! Just riding in circles around Veluna for now.]

[hungry_for_fights]

[She tanks the javelins (like a boss?)]

Ow!

[She swings her sword, sending a dark projectile hurtling toward Nalie]

[hungry_for_justice]

[For most people, dodging in full plate is hard.

Most people haven't lived in it like a second skin since they were 14. And they don't have the advantage of a pegasus that they have trained with every day for hours. Point is, that dark energy blast misses as the Paladin takes to the sky.]

Do you think such things will work against me, clad in the armor of righteousness?

[hungry_for_fights]

I dunno! It didn't hit your armor yet, so...

[And... Veluna suddenly takes to the sky, wings sprouting from her back]

[She's gonna try to ram into Nalie this time]

[hungry_for_justice]

What are you-

[The two clash! Nalie strikes with her lance, but is knocked from her saddle-but fortunately, her cape does not simply billow in the wind to protect her from arrows and allows her to fly.]

[hungry_for_fights]

Here I come~

[Veluna's sword is enveloped with dark energy as she swings it at the paladin. Impact with Nalie or her weapon will cause the power to explode violently]

[hungry_for_justice]

[This is why we have a lance-oh wait, it just shattered on impact thanks to all that dark energy, welp. Guess it's time to bring out the battleaxe then.]

Take what is coming to you!

[ATTACK! She still has a shield, so that will probably block at least two hits while she wails on Veluna.]