Sample Post-DLC discussion-semi 4th walled.

[hungry_for_justice]

A DLC character? But that makes no sense! We aren't even in a video game. And even if it were, why should I be a downloadable character? I'm a noblewoman and a knight of the Golden Rose! There must be some mistake here...

And why is the main story line about demons? They're filthy, nasty lying creatures with no virtues whatsoever! And their leader the Gigolo Overlord, he's the worst of them all! His crimes will not go unavenged however...

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[dependently_independent]

What - IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT!

Maximized Shocking Grasp!

*All that nice, high-leveled plate armor suddenly isn't so pleasant, as electricity courses though it.*

[hungry_for_justice]

Aaahhh!

[Nelia might scream a bit-but she powers through that lightning and grabs onto Megarea with a rather demonic face as the spell courses through her.]

Pain. Is an illusion. Let me show you how it can be ignored.

[dependently_independent]

*Fortunately, Megaera's immune to electricity, and seems unimpressed.*

Pain is your body saying "stop doing that," actually.

Maximized Shocking Grasp. Again.

*That is even more electricity.*

[hungry_for_justice]

Aaaaaaaaaah!

[More pain. More screaming. More determined grimaces and face of iron routine.]

What is next? Will you disintegrate me? A good clean death. You'll never have one half as clean.

[More hitting Megaera with the axe again. It might not be as accurate as Veluna's sword, but it probably hurts just as much.]

[dependently_independent]

*After a few more swings, and a hit or two, Megaera suddenly jumps back.*

Not a chance you get anything so clean! I don't care how much it takes, I'll make sure you PAY for calling me a breeder!

[hungry_for_justice]

Eh? But that's not what I meant at all!

*The fight continues, since as fast as Megaera moves back, Nelia advances, almost as if she was able to ignore the speed and dexterity penalties of her armor...oh wait, she has a feat for that.

[dependently_independent]

*And then a moment later, Megaera flat-out teleported to buy some distance.*

Oh, REALLY? Should've thought of that BEFORE insulting me and my WIFE!

[hungry_for_justice]

Your-I will not be a party to such sinful excesses, no matter your plans for me!

*Someone clearly thinks that there is some sort of demonic breeding program to explain the Gigolo Overlord's tendancies. At least, it's clear to her*

[dependently_independent]

... I don't have plans for you other than beating the crap out of you for insulting me.

[hungry_for_justice]

I will take whatever licks you can throw at me! Avaunt, Braveheart!

[Yes, it's a disgaea spell, but you know what, reskinned bull's strength makes a lot of sense for the setting.]

[dependently_independent]

Meteor Swarm.

*Those burning meteors certainly look painful...*